Allow me to have a little fun today and share with you some of the latest church bulletin “bloopers.” Some of you have seen some of these—but enjoy them again, anyway. We need to have a good supply of self-deprecating humor.
This Saturday’s Workshop on fasting will include meals.
The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks On The Water.” Tonight’s sermon: “Searching For Jesus.”
Miss Charlene Mason sang “I Will Not Pass This Way Again” which gave obvious pleasure to all.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need help.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday in the fellowship hall. Music to follow.
The sermon for tonight’s service, “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to the choir.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group meets Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the church. Please use large, double-doors at side entrance.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
The eight-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that started in their school days.
The scouts are collecting bottles and cans to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Don’t let worry kill you off—let the Church help.
And finally this gem: The Pastor unveiled the church’s new stewardship campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours!”
You can’t make this stuff up—so laugh at these and laugh some more this week. It’s good for the soul.
Kristin Clark-Banks is the pastor of Forest Hills UMC.